You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
Is no one going to mention the fact that one is completely made of dildos
Sometimes you can’t explain what you see in a person. It’s just the way they take you to a place where no one else can.
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested